What Stupid Does (+ Sun Shines Like Tomorrow EP)

by No Consensus

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1.
Am I aggravating, ask them if I'm aggravating say no Say I'm aggravating "go away, you're aggravating" say no Cause I want to I need to I really don't care no I want to I need to I'm never gonna say it though I want to I need to it's coming to the foregrounf Gonna say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it But the itchy little fingers running cross my throat say no And the itchy little fingers running cross my throat mean no But I want to I need to I'm never gonna say it though I want to I mean to come out and say it spray it no I try to grasp through the you will never say it But the itchy little fingers say no no no And the itchy little fingers make the people play pretend and you know If they would get off my throat I would not yell scream throw things anarchily destroy me So why heed its scratching grasp Cause it's taboo, you know taboo, inhuman bond of antitruth Taboo this taboo that taught me not to know Can I tell them will I tell them what I'm afraid to tell them No the itchy little fingers say no no no And the itchy little fingers trace a line down your spine With divinity on the left and the rest on the other side The words I want to say lay behind that back In the corner of my chest where my mind can't go Opportunity again I'm about to let them in But those darn fingers won't let go No N O N O N O N O N O N O N O spells no Am I breaking a law? If so what sort of law? What chuck? It's only illegal to try So what why what, this law isn't just It's just my conciousness repeating to me "We itchy fingers don't like you" And no one can see why their hands get itchy It's starting now No N O N O N O N O N O N O spells no No N O N O N O N O N O it's only illegal to try Knocked down on the floor I can't try anymore When I do you say no I've got burns on my knees you've got me begging Please please please please don't say no But who can I trust when trust is a must You you no you say no NO credits
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Hey there do I know you I thought maybe you'd know We could disappear together Sorry how could you know Oh but wait I know I've seen you before You're you no me no I don't know A dream that's what it must have been But you're here, is this a dream? Look at him thrash that axe Yeah but the singer sucks Boom boom goes the bass Yeah but the singer sucks Hey, isn't that Mike Hays? Yeah, he's pretty cool This could be a rockin' band If that guy didn't sing so much Hey there do I know you Hey do you know me I think maybe I'll go now To a place where we should be Oh but wait I know I've seen you before You're the blue I see in the sea So beautiful, moreso than my dream Sorry didn't mean to make you red Groovy groovy groove guitar Yeah but the singer sucks Big bad bumping bass Yeah but the singer sucks Man do I love Mike Hays He should sing, this guy sucks This could be a rockin' band If that guy didn't sing so much Hey isn't that Mike Hays
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Society Sux 02:24
This is a song about how society sucks Carnivorous bastard, don't shoot those ducks Playin' it off like it's such a sport Pretendin' you're king of your tennis court Well you're a dog and I'll make you pant Try to get away but you can't: society! Society sucks - society sucks Society sucks - society sucks Society sucks - society sucks You know you can't get away from it You know you can't get away You think you're cool, well duh Even your own grandma doesn't know ya Sittin' back watching things degrade You can't see the truth through your hundred dollar shades You know it's kinda like you can't see the poor people 'cause you're so rich Try to get away, aaaaaaaaah society! Society sucks - society sucks Society sucks - society sucks Society sucks - society sucks You know you can't get away from it You know you can't get away Flippin' through my memory Reviewing past society From horse-drawn carriages to monster trucks The one repeating factor is society sucks! Society sucks - society sucks Society sucks - society sucks Society sucks - society sucks Society..... sucks! (it sucks it does yeah)
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Standing by the highway With friends from different places Standing around doin' what dudes do best Looking up at the layer Past loves now ugly faces Almost didn't witness the car crash Crawling out from the wreckage Flames burned off her makeup Gunk gave way to a face like mine As I looked at the mirror Saw not just her clothes were tattered Looking for this pain all my life And past the frown before me Were lines of sarcastic happy And past love's flaming heat Was a dance of constant laughing Though outwardly her feet never moved (run... run... run...) Saw one of us was crying A sweet truth untold One step to catch the water, forget breath I felt like I was in the accident Sometime I guess I was I could have hugged us both to death A smile crossed our faces As we looked at the flames Grateful were we that we weren't dead Before I saw/heard the sirens They asked me about the accident Before I could answer, "It's pretty," she said
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Nameless 04:57
my mommy she loves me she likes to hug me on my tippi-tippi-toes-tippi-tippi-toes she hugs me so closely so tightly THAT I CAN'T BREATHE NO I CAN'T BREATHE CAN'T SHE SEE THAT I'VE GROWN I MAY NOT BE MATURE BUT I AM BIG AND I NEED MY SPACE IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LOVE HER I DO IT'S JUST THAT JUST THAT JUST THAT My kitties are all fluffy They're cute cuddly and yummy But I don't eat them They love me It's just that THEY DON'T LET ME SLEEP I RUB THEY'RE TEAT COVERED BELLIES AND GIVE THEM FOOD TO EAT DO I GIVE THEM LOVE YEAH I GIVE THEM LOVE BUT DO THEY LET ME SLEEP NO NO NO THEY DO NOT LET ME SLEEP UNTIL I WAKE UP IN A SWEAT WHEN THEY'RE NOT AROUND AND WONDER WONDER WHY All these people love me I give them nothing Except the occasional smile that says I'm nice BUT AM I REALLY THAT NICE LIKE PAIN I AM LET ME BE RELIEVED A TOOTH FOR YOU ALL UNTIL I'M JUST GUMS A DROP OF RAIN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SUN AND YOU KNOW YOU KNOW YOU KNOW THAT I love everything Even when I'm hating It's somewhere Somewhere And when we go there I'll share My I love you With you Because I love you I do Because you're neat
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Eric 02:18
I know this guy named Eric He is really smart Lived in a house on Tremont Street Across from Seerly Park Has a brother named Galen Who doesn't go to the park Because Galen likes to swing And there aren't any swings at that park The government doesn't like Galen So they took down all the swings Though they're slow to anger This disturbed the Cook-Weins Eric's last name is Cool-Weins Galen's last name is Cook-Weins Their father's name is Daryl Their mother's name is Arlene Arlene's last name is Cook Daryl's last name is Weins They form in a contraction Eric's last name, Cook-Weins When Eric went to college He didn't take me along I don't understand why this was What did I do wrong? When Eric went to college He left without a word Left me alone With two friends, pain and hurt Last Christmas Eric came back And when he saw me He said, "I don't know you, but My name's Eric Cook-Weins"
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Ben's Touch 06:16
Vampires, in search of blood Coming soon to your neighborhood Vampires, they'll drink your blood I'd be a vampire if I could (CHORUS:) And still I like to think I'm a vampire I like to stay away from fire Whoa-oh, vampires, vampires Whoa-oh, is blood enough? Don't you cry when you see my face By God it's merely white face paint Vampires are coming soon Black candles and the moon (CHORUS) It was cool when the vampires came It was dark out with lots of rain Vampires are coming back Look out The Man it's a vampire attack! (CHORUS, etc)
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Space-Out 03:14
Drool on my chin I bow before a crowd of admirers They want me, only me And all I can do is give them more They kneel to me, drool on me Wait a minute, am I drooling? (CHORUS:) My eyes re-focus, I wipe my face I look at the world and my life dreams fade I glance around red in the face Hope no one saw my reality break (Space out, you're a spaced out spaceman) Light the number 8 And she comes again and is lost in my arms Sinks in me, is part of me, And all I can be is part of her I hunger her, she thirsts me, Whoops I think that lady forgot her drink (CHORUS) Crossing the street I join the sky and fly away I'm released, I'm happy And all I can do is ignore the floor Bright light coming, doing bright things I should have known it was a headlight Life is dying, I feel like a jerk What's the point of living when everyone's a jerk But I'd rather dream of life than die So I choose space to suicide (Space out, you're a spaced out spaceman) Good night If I want to be happy I'll close my eyes I want to be happy so I'll close my eyes I need to be happy, I'm closing my eyes (Space out, you're a spaced out spaceman) She can't see the gun in her hand She shoots me down I get up she shoots me down again And I sink, and I sink And I sink six feet (more) with a gun in my hand You keep screaming die-ai-yi-yi-ya Di-die-yi-ya, di-die-yi-yi-yi-ya-ya-ya Some sort of presence always felt and ever yearning Creeps between the back of my head I have a dream and soon I'm caring way too much About someone I pretend to know but don't So not slowly I scrape off my face I see her face and it's not the ont I thought I saw Oh well. credits
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Bunk 03:06
A B C D E F G H I J K 1 2 3 Go! You came up to me and you asked me to dance When I had a tremendous crush on you It turned out you were just keeping up appearances You just wanted to look cool -- you picked the wrong guy! [CHORUS:] Blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah (Blah blah blah blah blah) Blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah (Blah blah blah blah blah) Blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah (Blah blah blah blah blah) Blah, blah Blah, blah, Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah Someone said 'let's all do the cretin hop' I said just let me get my 8-ball It turned out that all I got was beaten up They just wanted to look cool -- they're total morons! (CHORUS) You said 'let's go get some coffee' Once there you looked at an ashtray And pondered what the curvature and color mean I don't really care -- intellectual is as stupid does! (CHORUS, extended)
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87th Street 05:34
Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing here and why I'm still around I wonder what the point is of staying here and hanging around World stops at 87th Street Heart stops at 87th Street Everything stops at 87th Street Because Uncle Jeremy was mean to me today Uncle Jeremy was mean to me today Uncle Jeremy was mean to me today Have to question what he's doing hanging around with someone like me I'm just a little kid with a bald head, even though I'm bigger than him World stops at 87th Street Heart stops at 87th Street Everything stops at 87th Street Because Uncle Jeremy was mean to me today Uncle Jeremy was mean to me today Uncle Jeremy was mean to me today yeah yeah yeah Why did he want me to leave him alone? Why did he say 'get away from me'? Did he really want me to go home and write a song about Jeremy? Jeremy and his punk rock politics Jeremy and his knowledge of history Jeremy and his Magoo glasses And Jeremy and his body Uncle Jeremy was mean to me today Uncle Jeremy was mean to me today Uncle Jeremy was mean to me today yeah yeah yeah 'Cause the world stops at 87th Street Heart stops at 87th Street Everything stops at 87th Street Uncle Jeremy was mean to me today Uncle Jeremy was mean to me today Uncle Jeremy was mean to me today Yeah yeah, today Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing here and why I'm still around I wonder what the point is of staying here and hanging around World stops at 87th Street Heart stops at 87th Street Everything stops at 87th Street yeah yeah
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You paint poop pink, spray it with perfume Shove it up your nose, it still smells like poop How many times must poop say I Love You Before people realize it's just poop Hey Mr. Poopy pants, poopy-doo-poop-a-doop A poop-poop poo I said a poop on you Poop on you, I wanna poop on you I really wanna just poop on you Wake up directions, this map's confusing Leading you every which way but loose It's time that you left him, he's gummed up your toilet You deserve candy and flowers not poop Hey Mr. Poopy pants, poopy-doo-poop-a-doop A poop-poop poobadooba poop on you Poop on you, I wanna poop on you I really wanna just poop on you Hey Mr. Poopy Pants, poop on you Hey Mr. Poopy Pants, poop on you Hey Mr. Poopy Pants, poop on you Hey Mr. Poopy Pants, poop poop poop poop poop Poop poop poobadooba poop poop Poop poop poobadooba poop poop pooboop Poop on you I really wanna just poop on you yeah I really wanna just poop on you
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Johnny 04:02
(CHORUS:) Oh Jonny there'll be days like this boy Sometimes you'll stumble and somethimes you'll crumble Try and get away to your safety Don't hold onto painful memories It seems like you've been gone for such a long time and that's a long time yeah Out there that home of yours always seems so far away Beware that home of yours doesn't get all helter-shelter Try and be safe (CHORUS:) Oh Jonny when things get bad when things get bad don't get sad no Just pull that black-and-white clover from your eyes Watch your direction, don't you stray away from my protection Try and be safe Don't cry no, don't cry no, don't cry no doncha cry (CHORUS) credits
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Pete 00:32
Hey Pete, you put a gun to your head Why do you wish you were dead? "Because they keep asking why I hold hands with other guys." Why not, when they call, hang up the phone? "Because they don't ask with words, they ask with stones." Oh.
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Har 05:43
Hopping around, I think I want a carrot Cut off from the world on the barbershop floor Hopping again, I have a little cotton tail Cut all you want, I'll make more I am Har Fluffy, soft, nice to the touch I am Har Comb me gel me breed me put me in your stew Either way you spell it, hey, I'm the Har for you I worship bugs And I worship the monster that chases them too I am horny Shampooed permed curled or conditioned I am horny I mean hey, I breed like a rabbit I am Har I am the style, I bear the disease If fashion is your trouble, don't crucify me I'm not a trouble-maker, I'm what you need But know that when you're dying in a pool of your own urine I am ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Har Boiled oiled soiled then cleaved Har Lucky for feet but gross on the knees Har Entangle and/or and encage me Either way you can't pet me
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Tuff Quegg 04:06
There is this guy, his name's Will Quegg He drinks beer straight from a keg Because he likes to get drunk He also has a mohawk because he's punk [CHORUS:] Tuff Quegg yeah Tuff Quegg yeah motherfucker Tuff Quegg yeah Tuff Quegg always going to Coastal Mart Will Quegg smokes a lot of pot And his nose is full of snot Will Quegg is way way tuff He's lean and mean and extremely buff (CHORUS) He likes Nirvana and Rancid too Steve thinks they both suck poo Quegg doesn't care what Steve thinks Actually he thinks Steve stinks (CHORUS) He beat us up because we were due He broke Steve's nose and so he sued He's in a band called Sinister Plot He spit his chew in a coffee pot (CHORUS) Will Quegg's such a way tuff guy that's why he's Tuff Quegg Will Quegg's a way way tuff guy that's why he's Way Tuff Quegg Please Quegg, don't make me all bloody I didn't mean to compare you to a Mega Buddy Will Quegg's such a way tuff guy that's why That's why when I see him I go "Aaaah Will Quegg!" (CHORUS Tuff Quegg motherfucker rock and roll)
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Skeletal I was cold when my head was all bone And I forgot how to feel other people's tears I gave up on my soul and it left me alone To ponder the point in those other tears I went to war with a phantom and struck with such vigor That I killed all my allies and the good guys lost Razed bare I felt like the dry bed of a river Trying to feel what it forgot Can you see the virtue within me? Must be tough without a psychoretroscope Any good will has long lost its will for good But hopefully somewhere there's still hope Uncle, mercy, I forgot how to remember my name I'm left trying to recall the proper way to be insane Uncle, mercy, I just can't seem to remember my name I'm left dying, can't for the death of me think what to put on my grave I remember a time when it came natural to rhyme And I didn't have to think to make sense My thought dug so deep so naturally Now they hide with the monsters beneath my bed I wait for sleep to open my eyes And bring the past to the present again The joy is the rest, the lack of a bed When I can turn my head and see you smile Describe to me how happy we'll feel When I hasten to feel, hasten to feel like I'm still you Time is hastening, speed, moving so fast I can hardly breathe Time is hastening, speed, moving so fast help me bring it back again Oh I won't ask but help me bring it back again It will take negative years just to bring it back again Oh I need help because I'm slowing down Let's bring it back, bring it back, bring it back Help me bring it back again
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Hoochie-coochie-la-la-la! I want dance and get down with ya oh-ay-oh I want to heat up and get funky with you mama uh-oh Come on let's dance get down and say a oh-ay-oh It sounds so very neat [CHORUS:] I wanna see you dance dance dance C'mon get down and dance dance dance Turn around and dance dance dance Oh I wanna see you dance, dance with me... C'mon let's stick the fly top out newbie beat I'm heatin up for the music that is sweet inside ya We wear our costumes but not for going trick-or-treat We wear them 'cause they're cool (CHORUS) I want dance and get down with ya oh-ay-oh I want to heat up and get funky with you mama uh-oh Come on let's dance get down and say a oh-ay-oh It sounds so very very very neat (CHORUS ext)
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Theory 07:13
Like a child with play-doh turns gunk into something Listen to me and my theory theory Like a child with play-doh turns something to nothing Look what became of your theory theory But I'm not going to die until I'm dead yet Each life-explaining number sentence takes magic from my headache When I'm very alone and my mind starts to roam, no suprise it doesn't find much to do (I'm not going to die until I'm dead yet) So take me on a rollercoaster ride but don't expect me to scream (Each life-explaining number sentence takes magic from my headache) With my feet on the ground and my head in the clouds I must be very tall (When people go to sleep turning gears are all they see) But I'm hungry for life off the edge of some knife and no suprise I fear what I want, theory (But they're breaking breaking breaking breaking theory theory theory) Feathers and sheep, feathers and sheep Forgot their bird, no use for their wool Falling to pasture, following sleep Feathers and sheep are piling Don't allow myself much, can't do much more than touch some elusive oblidiblah (I'm not going to die until I'm dead yet) If I had my choice I wouldn't know what to choose and I'd be no less confused than I am now (Each life-explaining number sentence takes magic from my headache) When I think too much nothing makes any sense I guess I'll have to think about it some more (When people go to sleep turning gears are all they see) Sick and tired and bored with all that I can afford I want to break out of all of this theory (But they're breaking breaking breaking breaking theory theory theory) Like a child with play-doh turns gunk into something Listen to me and my theory theory Like a child with play-doh turns something to nothing Look what became of your theory
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Wind 02:35
Lying here without any love But a burned little man who lives on faith alone Fear in fear of becoming that man Bitter herbs without any name I shiver but the temperature's warm Mental winter but the temperature's warm Lights black, the man trips over his cane And falls to the ground But I rise again, rise again, happy again I'm alive again, alive again, lovely again 'Cause the wind doesn't matter My heart doesn't matter Your I Don't Care doesn't matter to me To me, me, 'cause I still can breathe To me, me, 'cause I still can breathe Winter comes, I still feel the warmth of the sun on me Breathe on me Troubled mind, I forget to exhale And the bad air bruises my lungs Back bent, color gone pale And I can't sing 'cause I've bruised my lungs Passion for you is a problem for me Articulate you such a problem for me But this world's too big for me to go bruising For a little thing as one human being So I rise again, rise again, happy again I'm alive again, alive again, lovely again 'Cause the wind doesn't matter My heart doesn't matter Your I Don't Care doesn't matter to me To me, me, 'cause I still can breathe To me, me, 'cause I still can breathe The stars are too far for me to try to cry for me So I sing I rise again, rise again, happy again I'm alive again, alive again, lovely again 'Cause the wind doesn't matter My heart doesn't matter Your I Don't Care doesn't matter to me
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Marky Mark and the Sunshine kids Hangin' out, hangin' out like they have all summer Hangin' with Marky Mark, ya gotta love 'em Crazy kids doing crazy things Marky Mark and the Sunshine kids Walk around the block, the same block that they have all summer What else are two legs for besides walkin' Besides, is there anything else to do? (CHORUS:) Hey Marky, where are we goin'? I think we've passed this place before It's like we keep on keepin' on constantly spinnin' And where we stop, we already know It's where we already are Marky Mark and the Sunshine kids Smoke cigs, menthol cigs 'cause they're nice and kool What else can kool kids smoke, ya know they love 'em Reminds them that they live and breathe *sniff sniff* Do I smell bacon? Scope it out, I think it's the fuzz But do the cool kids drop their cigs? No, It's more economical to hide it in your sleeve (CHORUS) This is just another one of the crazy mixed-up adventures When you're Marky Mark and the Sunshine Kids
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[I probably have some of these wrong, please submit corrections to my email] Omnipotent is the scene director He can shoot six scenes in under a minute But then none of the actors know their motivation So it takes more time to plan it out He cuts away He cuts away, yeah He cuts away He cuts away, yeah Trying to find a scene direction Means to shoot for the source, ask the director To decipher the meaning from words on paper Is like seeing red death in a bottle of black ink It's on the inside The world's insane around But you see it on the inside Try to change what goes on around And cut away What you don't want to see, You cut away What you're not supposed to see You can only change the inside To cut anything more is like cutting up yourself He cuts away He cuts away, yeah He cuts away He cuts away, yeah
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about

in 1996, maybe 1997, No Consensus unleashed what I think many still consider our masterwork, the What Stupid Does cassete album. We were still doing some genre-parodies, but were also branching out into material that was less novelty but still maintained our skewed worldview, particularly that of Joe who wrote most of the lyrics. The album was recorded on 4-track in the basement of Cory Wagner's parents' house, where we practiced at the time because we were using Wagner's sister's Thor drum kit and hadn't convinced the parents to sell it to us quite yet. Mike was even starting to get the hang of having a kick drum. We did all the instruments (and possibly the lead vocals as well) through an Equinox mixing board (which I think I still have!) into tracks 1 and 2 of a Tascam Porta 03. We would do a take, go upstairs and listen to it on Wagner's stereo, figure out where the mix needed tweaked, go back downstairs and turn a couple knobs on the mixer and do another take, until we got the mix decent. Later we did some overdubs, extra vocals, etc on tracks 3 and 4 at Joe's mom's house. Oh -- except for track 9 "Bunk", for which we just re-used the earlier recording we'd already had on the "Telepathic Etiquette" tape because it was perfect!)

A few months later we came out with the "Sun Shines Like Tomorrow" cassette EP, recorded in a similar fashion but entirely at Joe's mom's house. By this time our playing was getting really tight. I include it as part of this "super-deluxe" edition of What Stupid Does. Check out the awesome cover art by Boguslaw Moravec (aka Barbra, aka Pockets, aka Jeff) (boguslaw.bandcamp.com) recently re-unearthed after being misplaced for 20+ years!

There are also a number of outtakes and practice recordings (specifically tracks 15, 16, and from 23 on). The original What Stupid Does is tracks 1-14; the original Sun Shines Like Tomorrow is tracks 17-22. 15, 16, and 23 are outtakes/goof-arounds from the What Stupid Does recording sessions. 24-28 were sometime between the two, at Joe's Mom's house, during practices, as demos of new songs we were working on, and a couple of them (definitely 27) got used as "hidden" tracks on the Sun Shines Like Tomorrow cassettes. 29 and 30 are alternate versions from the Sun Shines Like Tomorrow recording sessions. The song "You Gave Me Your Dog" (27) was actually written by me and Tim Bennett, No Consensus "covered" it.

credits

released September 1, 1998

Joe Riehle - lead vocals, and later on, some guitar
Chuck Hoffman - guitar, other vocals
Steve Wilson - bass, some more vocals
Mike Hays - drums, even more vocals

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